If they made ticket vending machines at stations like

» Posted by on Feb 21, 2009 in Blog | 0 comments

Ticket Gate at Osaka by JanneM

Ticket Gate at Osaka by JanneM

Ticket vending machines at stations are really important for our life in Japan. A few days ago I found an interesting blog post called “If they made ticket vending machines at stations like…”  I’ve translated it below.

If they made ticket vending machines like…

Nintendo
You can buy a ticket if you trace the path from departure to arrival
Sony
High end machines with their self made CPU (But tickets cost a bit)
Microsoft
Input a departure station, a destination station, departure time, arrival time, which route you prefer, and choose grade of a train then you can buy it
Apple
You can only choose your destination station but somehow it will be all right
Google
Input like “A to B” then you can get a list of tickets with a map
Square Enix
You can buy it if you passed all of required missions (And can get bonus points if you get off at all the stations)
Hudson
Shout with a mic
Capcom
Beat off approaching evil attendants to get a ticket
Namco
There are additional parts to decorate your ticket (Extra fee required)
Konami
Find a hidden command to get a free ticket!
Koei
Figure out stats of attendants in each stations and develop a strategy to buy a cheaper ticket
Oracle
Execute SQL commands to get various combinations of tickets from the world largest stations DB
Adobe
You can get a ticket which is beyond your imagination (However it’s expensive)
Dwango (The company running Nico Video)
There are scrolling comments while you trying to buy a ticket like this “LOL it’s too expensive right?”
Hatena (One of a Japanese web startup company)
A dog fetches it (It’s their mascot)

Original post is here in Japanese: もしも、あの会社が駅の券売機を作ったら